infearior: Thirsty niggas. No bueno. No bueno.
d0ntbringmed0wn: emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times. lolllllll omg. this… this would be me but forreal… I think I found my...
loonylunalovegood97: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-bite-of-frost: frequentlytimelow: kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life… do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt. Did that teacher get fired? I feel like that teacher should get murdered Hmm, I can only...
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk Fucking accurate.
Some days I can go nearly an hour without thinking of the taste of your mouth.– Tim Seibles, “Slow Dance” (via noxnebulosa)
parents: no boys at your sleepover